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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 03:53

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do you view men and women who cheat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do many men like women's breasts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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